Alice Roosevelt with her dog Leo - 1902
She smoked cigarettes in public, chewed gum, placed bets with bookies, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, and kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach, which she often wore wrapped around one arm and took to parties. Her father President Theodore Roosevelt once said of her “I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but I cannot possibly do both.”
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I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.
….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.
Hermione Granger also:
- punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot
- purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)
- literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
- Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)
- Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry
- Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else
in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.
Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”
Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”
Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”
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Hunger games on Netflix
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but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat youWe (men) are not fucking sharks!
We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct
We are capapble of rational thinking and understanding.
Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it.
Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.
Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them.
You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed.
What is so fucking difficult about this concept?
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me looking for my phone in the morning..
RAPIST/SEXUAL ABUSER ALERT FOR ORLANDO, FL, LAKE MARY, FL AND SEATTLE, WA
JORDAN WERTHMAN FROM LAKE MARY, FLORIDA
21 YEARS OLD
ATTENDS SCHOOL AT UCF @ ORLANDO
WILL BE A JUNIOR DURING THE 2013-14 TERM
MAJORING IN COMPUTER ENGINEERING
WILL BE ATTENDING A GOOGLE INTERNSHIP IN SEATTLE, WA THIS SUMMER (HE IS IN WASHINGTON RIGHT NOW)
Jordan Werthman sexually assaulted/attempted to rape a friend of mine in April, another student at UCF. He waited until she was intoxicated and attempted to penetrate her, despite him saying himself that she was “not interested at all” and “kept asking to leave”
After the assault, Werthman proceeded to text her repeatedly, even after she told him to leave her alone, asking “what he did,” despite clearly knowing exactly what he did.
He has also said that “all men think about rape.”He proceeded to stalk her, and went into her dorm building (which he does not live in) to slip a letter underneath her door, asking how he can “make it up” to her.
Afterward, my friend filed a police report and a police officer called Werthman to tell him that he is a rapist while he was celebrating his birthday with his family. However, my friend went out with some of her friends later that night and suddenly, Jordan was on the way ‘just to say hi,’ even though he was alerted he could be arrested if he came near her.
He has also allegedly attempted to assault or rape at least one other person. He has previously been reported to police at UCF for stalking a freshman.
PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND, THIS IS A DANGEROUS BOY WITH NO REGARD FOR THE PERSONAL BOUNDARIES OF WOMEN
EDIT: for those of you who raised doubts about the phone call part, my friend has uploaded the voicemail the officer left her on a throwaway blog.
http://toopunktofuck.tumblr.com/post/49409291165/1234435-the-voicemail-the-officer-left-mytexts he sent:
http://toopunktofuck.tumblr.com/post/49411479765/tw-rape-1234435-note-he-was-not-intoxicated#notes
Ew I go to UCF! Definitely worth reblogging!
OMFG. “I just wanted my penis in you that’s all”…”you fail at sex”. WELL NO FUCKING SHIT YOU RAPIST SHE DIDN’T WANT TO HAVE SEX. I am so annoyed. “All men think about rape” that’s not even remotely true. I’m sure it’s possible to go through life without getting raped IF men like you would just realize that unless a women says “yes” YOU AREN’T GETTING LAID.
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